All I need to do is give the kid a box of chicklets by the border and send him on his way.
Am I a horrible parent because I don't really give the chil'rens money from "the tooth fairy"? No Santa, no easter bunny, no halloween and now this? Heh. I mean, we just haven't done it. And he's survived thus far so it can't be all that bad.
He said, "Caucasian auntie said I should put the tooth under my pillow and then the tooth fairy will leave me some money."
And he was awfully dubious when he told me. Like he just knew he wasn't gettin' any money for that raggedy little tooth. And no, he didn't call her Caucasian auntie. But Cyan knows whats up. He didn't get any money. But he did get high fives from his bros all around and big juicy kiss from me. That's gotta be better than a few coins, no?
And now we wait. We wait for that little brown tooth to fall. Yesssssss.