You bug bug bug bug bug them until they stop working and paint a superhero mask on you. Because you don't already own a superhero mask and you like, need one.
Tempera paint is non-toxic and washes off with little effort.
Super Stretchy Ballerina Girl was born!
And her side-kick, Pink Guuul (Xixi translation: Pink Girl).
This superhero stuff runs in the family, totally.