I was going to dress up as Miss Piggy but...I didn't have anything pink and I was too cheap to go out and buy something I won't ever wear again. Plus me...going as a pig....well, that's just too easy.
So I picked a different costume.
I was going for the just got out of rehab...stopped drinking and began munching....put on some weight...should now attend Weight Watchers.
|I haven't inhaled this much Aqua Net in 25 years!|
|Yes. this is all my hair. *snort*|
|"All I need is my booze and my fag and I'm cool."|
|The aftermath of that rat's nest and black eyeliner.|